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you are so fit.
can you move to the side please as i cant watch the footy
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Posted: 2008-11-25 14:04:51
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On 2008-11-25 07:36:27, leeboy13 wrote:
theres a party at the back of your throat and im coming
Ive witnesses that one in action - needless to say, my mate got a slap....
your mate actually used that?
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Posted: 2008-11-25 14:11:00
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Do you sleep on your Belly, if not can I.
Can you drive, reverse onto this.
Would you like a pearl necklace.
The list goes on.
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Posted: 2008-11-25 15:19:43
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i wanna make love right nanana
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Posted: 2008-11-26 10:39:56
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Ok lets go back 2 mine, but 1st take ur top off so i can make sure u aint got balloons up there
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Posted: 2008-11-27 12:16:42
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Or keep talking about her t!ts all nyt.
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Posted: 2008-11-27 12:19:50
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Your parents must be terrorists
because youre THE BOMB. heheh
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Posted: 2009-05-17 18:46:19
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did you get a ticket for the cloakroom , if so get you ticket out you have pulled!
or dont be shy you mother was'nt
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Posted: 2009-05-18 13:57:05
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"wow,the stars look great" (in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!)-Yes a friend of mine did this last year before id met him to some girl, his other mates will never let him forget it
"Im gona take you down to funky town!"
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Posted: 2009-06-05 23:49:00
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How funny! I'm gonna come up with some crackers. Hang on....
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Posted: 2009-06-05 23:56:14
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