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ave u got a mirror girl? Coz I can see myself in your pants before the end of the night...
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Posted: 2009-06-06 20:07:14
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here's some originals...
shit! god reinforced my viginity! will you help me lose it???
i think i have a problem sleeping alone... company???
say, the world is coming to an end... how about a last sex???
say beauty, aint i handsome? and dont you want your children handsomer???
how about a private view of the parts before i am in contract???
i follow the religion of virility... wanna pray???
i heard my hands gossiping about your breasts... why not get them together and have a blast!
last night, you came in my dream and threatened that if i ever had sex with you, i'd go to hell... well, i wanna check if thats true...
hey girl, know what? your panty color matches m tie's!!!![this one is real, by a drunk man...]
if i wrote an encyclopedia about sex, you'd be on the cover...
[after a bit of arguing] say girl, lets settle this for once, lets have a pillow fight! now, whose bed, your's or mine?
you know what, my friend has a crush on you, so... will you go out with me?
i promise not to stalk you every night, if you prove that you can make me stay awake till morning...
hi, i am the body doctor, and there's something wrong with yours... it NEEEEDS to be used. mind lettin me try?
i am such a geek that usually i dont let girls drive me crazy... but today's your lucky night...
how are these?
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Posted: 2009-06-07 08:48:03
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a feather fell on my foot and i kept it because that day... i was thinkin' of my special angeL you know who my angeL is? check your wings, maybe a feather's missing..
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Posted: 2009-07-22 23:58:13
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Did you know 1 in 3 relationships never work out so guess we will just have to shag then
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Posted: 2009-07-28 18:12:00
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lol
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Posted: 2009-07-31 11:31:24
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My bed is not done,so can i sleep with you tonite?
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Posted: 2009-07-31 14:01:16
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did some one steal the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes !!
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Posted: 2009-12-24 14:00:59
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Lol
Didn't realise how funny this thread was.
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Posted: 2009-12-24 17:04:35
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I have just saw the dolphin flying in the sky.
that too in group.
they were flying ahead of the plane.
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Posted: 2009-12-25 04:39:44
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I'll show you my tattoos if you show me yours
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Posted: 2009-12-25 13:35:00
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