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My uncle used to wear a cap that said "Sex Instructor, first lesson free!"
Not sure what my aunty thought of it...
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Posted: 2009-12-25 20:54:21
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:-D LOL
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Posted: 2009-12-25 21:07:00
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Yesterday i drove my bike at the speed of jet plane but still that bicycle beat me.
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Posted: 2009-12-28 06:27:23
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Just say to her- I know bonovox!
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Posted: 2009-12-28 13:06:23
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Eh? One of the worst things you can say on a date is YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOM lol
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Posted: 2009-12-28 23:18:00
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one that will get you laid instantly in the USA: hi baby, my last name is kennedy...ted kennedy
one that won't: hi, my last name is bundy...ted bundy
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Posted: 2009-12-29 00:46:12
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Oh shit i remember the real life story of Ted Bundy murdered many women
No don't say that to a woman lol
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Posted: 2009-12-29 00:53:00
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Today on the new year' eve, everybody wishes eachother 'happy new year'
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Posted: 2010-01-01 07:19:52
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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Posted: 2010-01-02 23:20:53
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Posted: 2010-01-03 00:20:58
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