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Do you come here often? Or hey love i did'nt recognise you with your clothes on
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Posted: 2010-01-03 00:26:00
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baby, would you f**k me??? i'd f**k me.... real hard....
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Posted: 2010-01-14 21:24:41
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I ain't no Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock
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Posted: 2010-01-16 05:14:40
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Nice legs! What time do they open??;)
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Posted: 2010-03-09 06:01:00
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Posted: 2010-03-14 14:05:43
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You must be Jamaican..Coz Jamaican me crazy!!;)
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Posted: 2010-03-15 00:31:00
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Posted: 2010-03-15 00:32:43
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Today it is very hot here. Oh Jamaican, turn that fan on. FULL SPEED.
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Posted: 2010-03-17 12:52:47
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On 2010-01-02 23:20:53, Nanu wrote:
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?



That's the best chat up line I have heard for ages.

I would say I would use that one myself but I am sure that the wife would object !

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Posted: 2010-03-18 09:00:00
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Nice dress it would look good on my bedroom floor
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Posted: 2010-03-18 09:37:00
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