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A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick.
She found herself a filthy-rich 75 year old man. The plan was
to screw him to
death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in
spite of the
half-century age difference.
The night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for
him to come out
of the bathroom to come to bed.
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom
to cover a
twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and
a pair of nose
plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What
are those for?"
The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't
stand: the sound of a
woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."
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mark@cruisequest.co.uk
www.cruisequest.co.uk[ This Message was edited by: mhorton on 2002-06-22 22:37 ]
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Posted: 2002-05-14 16:37:00
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nice one
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Posted: 2002-05-14 19:32:00
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I thought so
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Posted: 2002-05-14 19:33:00
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heheh
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Posted: 2002-05-14 19:38:00
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Got that from someone at work
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Posted: 2002-05-14 20:18:00
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i
need more
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Posted: 2002-05-15 19:20:00
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You need more what?
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Posted: 2002-05-15 19:58:00
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i need more jokes u silly sausage
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Posted: 2002-05-15 20:04:00
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O right!!
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Posted: 2002-05-15 23:38:00
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A man in a gym locker picks up a cellphone.
"Hi Honey', the female voice says "Remember that furcoat, oh can I have it pleaaaazzzze ?"
Sure, the guy replies.
"And what about this Mercedes SLK I saw recently?", she asks.
No problem, he says.
"Can I call the constructors to build that swimming pool then?", she asks.
Off course, the man replies.
She hangs up ecstactically:"Thank you honey, I love you !"
The man looks around and asks: "Whose phone is this ?"
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Posted: 2002-05-16 20:50:00
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