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Any pant wettingly humourous close calls to share? Ever narrowly missed crapping yourself? Ever farted and followed through, with hilarious consequences? Share your anecdotes, capers, and hi-jinx with the "necessary place" here!
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:41:17
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school, 1998.
*cry*
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:43:18
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details, my man, details!
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:44:36
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Thats a bit personal meths!
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:46:18
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As much as I am not a fan of toilet humour (pun very much intended), here is a little anecdote that may make you chortle.
I was absolutely bursting for a bowel movement and as that wonderful feeling of relief washed over me after I had gotten to the nearest water closet I realised that there was no toilet paper!
I had only two options; either resort to the Arab tradition of using one's hand or using the only available piece of paper I had. Thankfully for me Scotland has bucked the trend of the rest of the UK and has kept pound notes!
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[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2005-07-11 16:48 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:46:24
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rotflmao
loving it
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:49:17
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Lol
This message was posted from a T68i
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:50:38
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ahh, the queens head, im sure thats the last place you wanted to stick it!
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:51:41
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@meths
Her Majesty's portrait wasn't on it, it was Lord Islay. Whilst I meant no disrespect to Lord Islay, I was desperate. If Her Majesty's portrait had indeed been on it then I would have used the Arab method. Plus, it is an offence to deface a portrait of the Queen.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:58:43
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I farted and accidentally... came through... and... kids knocked down the doors for a joke and saw me.... weep!
but its okay now, lol, they were a bunch that left for a diff grammar school.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:00:03
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