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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Well said!
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Posted: 2005-07-12 14:21:24
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great Posts: 0



What can you tell me about some rental toilets? Can someone help me? Thanks.



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Posted: 2008-01-25 10:10:55
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Rental toilets! Aha, the 9th wonder of the world. Just don't lose your watch, the chemicals will burn your hand into a wee painful stump. Porta-loo's were invented in 1436 by Keith Chegwin, however they were not very successful until he appeared naked on that attention-grabbing show on Channel 5. Attention-grabbing it might have been, but sales of chemical toilets went through the roof, as people were buying them to burn their eyes out with the chemicals after seeing Cheggers in the altogether. A fine piece of marketing strategy, he has made almost 10 in the last 5 years. Amazing.
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Posted: 2008-01-25 10:21:01
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whizkidd Posts: > 500

Whats the eight?
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Posted: 2008-01-25 11:28:00
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

1. James Bond
2. luxury toilet paper
3. kebabs
4. Guitar Hero
5. processed cheese
6. enchiladas
7. WWE wrestling
8. Clint Eastwood


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Posted: 2008-01-25 12:02:32
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Sammy_boy Posts: > 500

Great thread this, had me laughing out loud, don't know how I missed this first time round!

Sadly no humourous toilet stories to tell,nearest I have is that I 'followed through' just as I was about to leave the house for work a couple of weeks ago. Had to use the loo pretty quick, which made me about 10 minutes late for work. Needless to say, I couldn't give them the whole truth as to why I was late for work when I finally turned up!
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Posted: 2008-01-25 12:45:28
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Cycovision Posts: > 500

I once cleared a small bar in london with some incontrollable flatulence caused by a dodgy meal the night before, but touch wood I've never followed-through or such like as yet...

God it was embarrassing!
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Posted: 2008-01-25 12:57:56
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leeboy13 Posts: > 500

i remmeber being a kid and walking up a really steep hill.... every step i took i managed to fart, i was that impressed i continued to do it every step.... about half way, i *cough* laid a rose bud in my tighty whities! never the less i had to go home, shower and get changed

i wasnt that imbarressed tho, found it quite funny actually!
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:04:40
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500


On 2005-07-11 19:37:35, methylated_spirit wrote:
Its not a real shit unless you need to take a shower afterwards.



Oh god, I can't stop laughing... Careful, I may need a shit soon
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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:16:43
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fatevdestiny Posts: 336

When I was a kid, I was ill and lying on the living room floor currled up and I farted and followed right through.

Needless to say I started crying

Never done it again (touch wood)

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Posted: 2008-01-25 13:19:09
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