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nah, I enjoy eating too much. I can eat pretty much no matter what's going on. Fart jokes, foul smells, naked ugly people, baby shit on the walls, you name it
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Posted: 2008-01-27 12:22:49
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my friend has a habit of setting his farts on fire, but 5 times out of 10 he follows through he's such a tool
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Posted: 2008-01-27 12:48:14
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my arse is too hairy to try setting my farts on fire. I'd end up with third degree burns for sure
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Posted: 2008-01-28 01:19:19
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Not really urinary or faecal in nature, but i twisted a bollock and spent Tuesday in hospital. So embarrassing
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Posted: 2008-01-31 12:00:58
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500
Twisted a bollock... How did you manage that?
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Posted: 2008-01-31 12:06:39
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i got locked in a port-a-loo, then it decided it would give itself a wash out with loadsof water
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Posted: 2008-01-31 12:53:21
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I woke up and it was sore. Quote from Wikipedia:
Torsions are sometimes called "winter syndrome". This is because they often happen in winter, when it is cold outside. The scrotum of a man who has been lying in a warm bed is relaxed. When he arises, his scrotum is exposed to the colder room air. If the spermatic cord is twisted while the scrotum is loose, the sudden contraction that results from the abrupt temperature change can trap the testicle in that position. The result is a testicular torsion.
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Posted: 2008-01-31 13:00:53
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too much detail!!!
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Posted: 2008-01-31 13:04:50
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500
Hahaha, thats hilarious... Cold round your parts then?
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Posted: 2008-01-31 13:08:39
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Indeed it is, yes. The west coast of Scotland is notoriously freezing.
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Posted: 2008-01-31 14:00:15
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