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Got bored a few days ago so browsed the web, and found this. I thought it was amusing, so lets have it on esato! (probs heading to the garbage thread!) All you have to do, is post the most ridiculous lines that wont get you laid.
Ok I will start.
Hey baby, I post on esato mobile forums wanna go out with me?
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Posted: 2008-11-24 17:17:28
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Here's 10p, call your Mum, to tell her, you wont be home.
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Posted: 2008-11-24 18:00:54
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Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
How do you like your eggs in the morning. Fertilised?
Old 'uns but classic 'uns!
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Posted: 2008-11-24 18:17:59
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Hi, my name is Barry Scott and I'm going to cillit BANG you.
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Posted: 2008-11-24 22:04:36
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just over 5 hours, and they've still not garbaged this!
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Posted: 2008-11-24 22:19:16
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I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
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Posted: 2008-11-24 23:51:28
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I've lost my teddy
Can I sleep with you?
Please please please have sex with me, im so desperate.
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Posted: 2008-11-24 23:56:14
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theres a party at the back of your throat and im coming
Ive witnesses that one in action - needless to say, my mate got a slap....
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Posted: 2008-11-25 07:36:27
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If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!
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Posted: 2008-11-25 12:38:47
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You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Lada.
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[ This Message was edited by: gforce23 on 2008-11-25 11:55 ]
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Posted: 2008-11-25 12:47:17
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