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tiggerman Posts: 21

Here is a a couple of "short & sweet" jokes for you to go on with:

Did your hear about the short sighted circumciser??
He go the sack!

A family of 3 prostitutes:
The mother charges £60 for blow a job,
The daughter charges £30 for a blow job,
But the grandmother is just glad of a warm DRINK!

I say all time favourite jokes, should that be the cheesyiest jokes you've heard??
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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:27:00
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Andrew_Love Posts: 89

1)Why is there no WINGS and WONGS in a chinese phonebook

Answer:
In case u Wing the Wong number

2)What did the guy say when he walked into the bar

Answer: OUCH

(no offence is meant by these jokes)
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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:41:00
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john74 Posts: > 500

Why did the chicken cross the road????
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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:49:00
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tiggerman Posts: 21

andrew:
Those are real cheese on toast jokes.

Like...
What was the last thing that went through the flies head we he hit a car windscreen??

ans:His arse!

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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:52:00
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Chris Taliotis... Posts: 35

LOL, nice idea tiggerman....!!!

No1) Why did the HAMPSTER cross the road...?
Ans) To see his FLATm8.

No2) Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

No3) Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Ans) Toes Go In First.

No4) How many animals are in a woman's panty hose?
Ans) 15 ( 10 little piggys, 2 calves, an ass, a pussy,
and a dead fish they haven't found yet)

Ill have 2 think about more...!

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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:52:00
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Andrew_Love Posts: 89

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:52:00
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tiggerman Posts: 21

Andrew:
You must have a book by ya side.
I got the fly joke from the mrs.

I only really know long jokes, and even the i forget the bloody punch line.
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Posted: 2002-04-15 22:56:00
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john74 Posts: > 500

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On 2002-04-15 22:52, Andrew_Love wrote:
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
Nope cause he saw Kernell Kentucy at the other side ha ha sucked in

What a chessy topic so thats why i wrote the MOST cheesiest joke around
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Posted: 2002-04-15 23:36:00
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escobar Posts: 191

I just got myself a new keyboard for my Pc!

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Posted: 2002-04-16 00:28:00
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