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he awoke to a dog licking his face. The dog was purple in colour, had a square head, had one eye and was wearing a bright green bra. Ronald thought to himself " Oh no! Those damn aliens sent one of their dog thingys to track me down!"
In a fit of panic, he...
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Posted: 2005-01-07 10:49:14
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tried to run as fast as he could but a beam of light was already all over him and he disintegrated into photon particles and disappeared.
He rematerialized in a holding chamber back in Opal 1.
"Welcome back Ronald" the green scaly alien who was standing outside the chamber greeted him.
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Posted: 2005-01-07 11:23:15
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"frickin' nora!" exclaimed Ronald. "What have I done to deserve this?!"
In f ront of him was a large screen. In immediate response to his question an image appeared on the screen.
"My name is Basil Finklefeffer. After drinks all will be explained. But first please remove your turban"
Ronald felt his head, and sure enough he was wearing a turban! But he was a Protestantitute!
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Posted: 2005-01-07 11:39:00
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"Huh, where did this turban come from? This isn't mine."
"That's mine." a bearded human in another holding cell in front of him replied! "It must have been mixed up when we were transported together. See, I believe this is your Adidas I'm wearing now"
Ronald looked at the man and was surprised when he recognized the bearded man...
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Posted: 2005-01-07 12:12:52
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"Obi-wan-kenobi! Since when did you become a Sikh?" asked Ronald.
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Posted: 2005-01-07 12:46:00
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"Pardon me, but I'm not... Oh, sorry I thought you said SITH. Actually since I was 15" Obiwan replied.
"Enough of this nonsense!" Basil Finklefeffer, interrupted. "Let's move on to more important matters."
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Posted: 2005-01-07 12:54:32
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Then Basil said something which made no sense to Ronald,
"YO MAN RASTA-BLASTA ME NO WAN NUN O DAT PUM PUM BIZNESS YO CHILL MA MAIN MAN"
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Posted: 2005-01-12 01:54:00
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Ronald thought for a minute... "What did you say?"
Basil just laughed "Hahahahaha! You earthlings are pathetic!"
"Oh yeah?" Ronald replied. He started smuttering some gibberish of his own, "Ilid ok akam tobas omin, gnaob nam ilagnit ak! Itab ap ak gu gnowan, ogob ap duyig!"
"Well said!" Obiwan shouted.
Basil's eyes turned red, his head started to enlarge, steam came out of his nostrils and ears, and suddenly...
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Posted: 2005-01-14 05:16:41
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his nose fell off, severed by obi wans hidden light saber he had cleverly concelled in his trousers
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Posted: 2005-01-14 16:40:24
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"Ahee hee!" squealed Basil "Ah Cha'mone!" he kicked the air and moonwalked around the room. His voice changed to a very feminine one and said, "I think you kids ought to know who i really am..." Basil then took hold of his hair and ripped a mask off revealing his true identity: MICHAEL JACKSON!
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Posted: 2005-01-15 07:47:19
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