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@meth this will kill you.
In school, we had these divided toilets like in airports.
Rushed out of class - i wanted to get my bowels evacuated
Ran into the cubical pot and squirted out load- reminded me of the time when i used a larger hose pipe to water the garden. I think i caused a shit tsunami, i got my colon aireated, i was making to much noise and needed to do stealth shit i learned to do while playing splinter cell- on finishing up i realised the taps were out- no water. Waited for 10 minutes when i heard someone occupy the next pot. I took out my hanky , wiped my butt and throw the dripy yet thing over to the other side (probably landed on the poor guys head) and stealthyly slipped away- james bond style
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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:21:00
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On 2005-07-11 18:00:03, vanquish wrote:
I farted and accidentally... came through... and... kids knocked down the doors for a joke and saw me.... weep!

but its okay now, lol, they were a bunch that left for a diff grammar school.




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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:33:24
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Oh how i love to hear all about your wees and poops! tell me more!

I'm "turtling" as i type, must dash! pebble dash, that is

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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2005-07-11 17:41 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:40:28
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Who was that message directed towards?Meth- dj or me
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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:57:00
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It was just a general observation. just crimped off a good 'un, but not really noteworthy in a humourous way.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:14:29
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i was in my second year in secondary school in 99/2000, and i was in english. i was dying for a shit and my english teacher wouldn't let me go. i kept asking her and she eventually said okay. I nearly vomitted i needed a shit so bad. ran downstairs into bog and oh the relief!
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:19:39
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Ooohhhh, one to savour!

I love the "exploders", you know where you just whip down the Y's in the nick of time and your bum cannon fires gobbets of hot, sticky mush all over the place. now THATS a shit to enjoy. Its not a real shit unless you need to take a shower afterwards.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:37:35
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Not very funny. . . .Meth this is getting repetitive. .
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:37:00
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I can only show the way, 'tis for others to keep the torch blazing, and follow the true path to garbageness.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:40:47
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just piss yourself, your never more than 8,000 miles from home unless your an astronaught
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Posted: 2005-07-12 13:07:37
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